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australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

"Also Diplo is a stupid baby"

- Dj Hanzel (via jazzerzazzels)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

penis-hilton:

beach looks

penis-hilton:

beach looks

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

vanillish:

*at a rave*

raver: what song is this

me: Darude - Sandstorm

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