i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty
*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS
"your lips look so chapped"
seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
I love yahoo answers holy fuck
"Also Diplo is a stupid baby"
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
*at a rave*
raver: what song is this
me: Darude - Sandstorm