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lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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knuffelvos:

wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

geekarama:

What if instead of walking on all fours, cats walked like this?

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olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

sorelatable:

When you realized that it’s somehow August already:

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

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